I am so grossed out by gas. I don’t get it. I hate farting, and I really detest it when other people do it. If somebody makes the sound with their mouth, I guess that’s kind of funny. But I saw videos the other day of public farting, where this guy walks up to unsuspecting people and farts and catches their reaction on a hidden camera. I think it’s mean. I wish his asshole would catch on fire.
I admit, there are a couple of times gas has made me laugh. In Dumb & Dumber, for instance, when poor Floyd got bad diarrhea. I don’t know why it was so funny. It was really kind of sad. But I laughed anyway. And I guess I remember a time in my 20s when I had a raunchy boyfriend who enjoyed gas that I could laugh about it.
But at this point in my life, I am revolted by it. Barf. Guys seem especially amused by it — is it because they all have to share bathrooms without stalls and with urinals? So all that stuff is just “out” there?
Help me out.